Well, this is me, Ben (36). I'm a 12 stone vegetarian (part of that was a lie). Many people may not know this, but as a small boy I was trodden on by a horse. Feel free to ask about my scars.
I enjoy all aspects of cultured society, including shouting at the TV, mushy peas and curried sandwiches.
If you wish to annoy me, then try eating with your mouth open, clashing a spoon on your teeth, stopping infront of me when I am in a high street, saying 'well plants have feelings as well you know' or not getting your hole in the wall card out until you are actually at the cash machine.


I would like to have, besides world domination:

  • A few more dogs
  • A few skiing holidays
  • A bit more money
  • A few more vegetarians in the world
  • A few more bikers in the world
  • A bit better at guitar playing